The [CENSORED]

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Due to standards and safety guidelines of various countries, the following product has been censored. Please do not look at, touch, or in any way interact with this product. The shape of this product has been pixelated to the best of our abilities in order to hide its original 'offensive' shape. Some parts of the description have been censored as to protect the sensibilities of those who may be offended.

Thank you, and have a happy April.]

You have asked, begged, and finally we have relented. Our first human shaped [REDACTED]!
It's perfectly average in every way; the length is typical of adult human males, the shape is unadulterated in all ways. It is the most boiler-plate, normal human [EXPUNGED] we could possibly have made.

Don't forget to [DATA CAN ONLY BE ACCESSED WITH LEVEL-5 CLEARANCE OR HIGHER].

Fantasy has never been so familiar, and that's because this isn't fantasy! This is a human [DATA PURGED]. [DELETED] will hopefully live up to your expectations. We sure hope he does, because we're unlikely to ever make another human-style [DISCARDED] after this. So, [OMITTED] enjoy!

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Design © Akifu Toys
Character © [REMOVED]
Artwork © [EXTERMINATED]

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